No Duckin' Way!!

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So, a few mornings ago, I was watching the ducks swimming around my pond and they began acting strangely. The male duck seemed to be trying to drown the female. At first, I was alarmed! Maybe I should run outside and try to save her! Then I realized, they were mating! In my pond!!! With my fish!!! My husband walked in, just in time to hear me exclaim, "fucking ducks". He glanced out the window and asked, "Why? What did they do?" "No", I said, "literally". "What?", he exclaimed, as he looked out the window. "Don't watch", I scolded him. "Give them some friggin' privacy". "They're ducks, Trace, they don't care who's watching". "Besides, I've never seen fucking ducks before. Maybe we should videotape it!" OH NO HE DIDN'T! I was appalled!!!! Duck Porn!!!

The things you learn about people after 24 years of marriage!

In Darkness, Light!!!


Tracy